Becca’s quest for love has come to an end, and I think we can all say with confidence that she did not pick a winner! Let’s relive the three hour slog to the finish line […]

Here for the wrong reasons.
Becca’s quest for love has come to an end, and I think we can all say with confidence that she did not pick a winner! Let’s relive the three hour slog to the finish line […]
The Tell All episodes are brazenly useless filler episodes, but Chris Harrison has kids to put through college so here we are. With no linear storyline to recap, here’s some RANDOM JUDGING: WORST DRESSED Initially […]
Becca and the remaining husbands are flown out to Thailand for Fantasy Suite week. She’s “in love with two men and falling in love with a third”. How exhausting! BLAKE’S DATE Blake hasn’t seen Becca […]
It’s hometowns! This week, Becca’s meeting the husband’s families in staged rental homes all over the country. There’s a lot to cover, so let’s get to it! GARRETT’S HOMETOWN: THE RURAL PART OF CALIFORNIA THAT […]
It’s Week 7 of the Bachelorette, and Becca and her remaining husbands are in the Bahamas. Weeks 5 and 6 were typical of the mid season Bachelor franchise slump (bleak and terribly stupid) and work […]
So much happened on this week’s Bachelorette, and so very little of it was good! Let’s dive right in to these two hours that felt like twelve. ROSE CEREMONY 1 David returns, and they really […]
Before we get into all of the stupid action of Week 3, can we discuss HOW HAUNTED THE BACHELOR MANSION IS? From the exterior, the mansion appears to be spacious and well tended. But if […]
Week 2 kicks off with a group date card arriving for Clay, Chris R (side note: why the R? Does Christon also go by Chris, or is there another generic dude here I missed?) David […]
Welcome back to another scintillating season of The Bachelorette. Becca is here to finally find her real true love after being dicknotized by Arie for 8 weeks, only to have her heart broken when he […]
I know. I KNOW. The world is topsy turvy and it feels like election night all over again. How did we get here? What is happening? WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS? Before we dig into this three […]