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Category: The Bachelorette
Episode 9: The Real Deal
We’re down to the final three guys, and that can only mean one thing. FANTASY. SUITES. Except Rachel decides to change things up on the guys by dropping in on their hotel room and informing […]
Episode 8: Home is Where the Crazy is
Rachel meets her remaining husbands’ families this week, and what starts out as an overwhelmingly positive episode slowly devolves into some really uncomfortable TV viewing! ERIC’S HOMETOWN: BALTIMORE Up to this point, I’d felt pretty […]
Episode 7: The Other Lake Geneva
Chris Harrison granted us a reprieve after four hours of The Bachelorette two weeks ago, and tonight’s episode returns us to the formulaic programming we’re used to. OR DOES IT?? This week, Rachel takes three […]
Episodes 5 & 6: 240 MINUTES OF THIS
So there was FOUR HOURS of The Bachelorette to sit through this week. 240 MINUTES. Just typing that makes me question my life priorities! JACK STONE CAN’T TAKE A HINT Despite the fact that every promo teases […]
Episode 4: This Kind Of Sucks
Welcome back to another episode of The Bachelorette. This was a rough one, largely because it featured one truly awful scumbag getting way more screen time that was necessary. Hey Dean, fill us in on […]
Episode 3: Garbage Clown Life
DeMario shows up to the mansion, ready to grovel his way back in. NOT GONNA HAPPEN, GUY. Rachel lives out all of our fantasies as she strides out into the night, looking magnificent in a […]
Episode 2: Guess Who’s Coming to Basketball
It’s a new day in the Bachelor mansion, and the husbands are ready to spend some more time with Rachel. But first, they’re in for some SHOCKING REVELATIONS. THE HUSBAND GAMES Kenny, Blake E, Whablucas, Fred, Dean, […]
Episode 1: Ughhhhboom
Chris Harrison strolls out of the Bachelor mansion sporting a fresh dye job and several needles’ worth of Botox in his forehead. Welcome back, America. It’s time for another season of this nonsense. These first […]
Chris Harrison Presents: BOY-NANZA
Welcome back to Reality TV Ph.D, everyone. It seems like just yesterday we were watching Nick flounder his way towards love over the course of 600 cringe-worthy episodes. But there was one bright spot in […]