MATH TIME! If there’s an Arie episode Monday, Winter Games Tuesday, the Winter Games finale Thursday (plus an extra hour of a tell-all), and the Women Tell All Sunday, how many hours of the Bachelor […]

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MATH TIME! If there’s an Arie episode Monday, Winter Games Tuesday, the Winter Games finale Thursday (plus an extra hour of a tell-all), and the Women Tell All Sunday, how many hours of the Bachelor […]
The finish line is in sight for Winter Games – the grand finale is Thursday, followed by Arie’s finale on Monday. Oh, and a Women Tell All special Sunday night. THIS IS ENTIRELY TOO MUCH […]
Chris Harrison and his dark acolytes at ABC are trying to kill us all with 6 hours a week of Bachelor action. I’m drawn to Winter Games like a raccoon to a dumpster behind a […]
Look, I’ve made it clear that I’m not riding hard for Arie as the Bachelor. He’s old and boring. Even Chris Harrison has cut back on how much he appears in each episode. I figured […]
This week’s episode starts out with a blindfolded Jack Stone trying to guess what the girls are feeding him. Alexis, the New Jerseyian Trickster Goddess she is, tries to feed him a dead crab. It’s […]
Another week, another four hours of problematic BIP to parse through. Although in fairness, I only watched three of them – I’ve had enough of Chris Harrison pretending that any of these conversations he’s mediating […]
Hello again, fellow trash boats. First of all, a sincere apology for this late, abbreviated recap of the first week’s episodes of Bachelor in Paradise. I did not realize that there was FOUR HOURS of this, […]