Welcome back to another episode of The Bachelorette. This was a rough one, largely because it featured one truly awful scumbag getting way more screen time that was necessary. Hey Dean, fill us in on […]
Episode 3: Garbage Clown Life
DeMario shows up to the mansion, ready to grovel his way back in. NOT GONNA HAPPEN, GUY. Rachel lives out all of our fantasies as she strides out into the night, looking magnificent in a […]
Episode 2: Guess Who’s Coming to Basketball
It’s a new day in the Bachelor mansion, and the husbands are ready to spend some more time with Rachel. But first, they’re in for some SHOCKING REVELATIONS. THE HUSBAND GAMES Kenny, Blake E, Whablucas, Fred, Dean, […]
Episode 1: Ughhhhboom
Chris Harrison strolls out of the Bachelor mansion sporting a fresh dye job and several needles’ worth of Botox in his forehead. Welcome back, America. It’s time for another season of this nonsense. These first […]
Chris Harrison Presents: BOY-NANZA
Welcome back to Reality TV Ph.D, everyone. It seems like just yesterday we were watching Nick flounder his way towards love over the course of 600 cringe-worthy episodes. But there was one bright spot in […]
Episode 12: The Final, Desperate Rose
Hi everyone. This post is going to be long (because this finale WAS THREE HOURS) and it’s also pretty late (because I still have a day job and not actually a Ph.D.) Make a snack, […]
Episode 11: The Women Tell Uggggggghhhhh
It’s Bachelor tradition to have an episode dedicated to the show’s beloved rejects, kooky castoffs, and sworn blood enemies. The tell-all special usually acts as a last minute audition reel for Bachelor in Paradise, so […]
Episode 10: Fantasy Yurts
If you’ll recall, last week’s episode ended with Raven telling Nick that she was in love with him and had never climaxed during sex. After nervously adjusting his turtleneck, Nick decided to roll with it […]
Episode 9: WTF
Confession time, everybody. This might come as a shock, especially considering I have a fake Ph.D in this subject, but I have not actually been watching The Bachelor for that many years. My trash TV […]
Episode 8: Hometown Horrors
In the aftermath of Kristina being sent home, the women are in turmoil. Corinne has completely unraveled, her extensions shriveled from the saltwater and her mind poisoned by Nick’s treachery. Will there be a rose […]