We start with the usual montage, which is fine if you missed because you were making a snack (you’ll need it, this premiere is TWO. HOURS. LONG). Nick works out shirtless! The women gaze introspectively at […]
30 brides for one average dude
Clip in your extensions and glue those fake eyelashes on tight, because Nick has an unprecedented 30 LADIES to romance on the first night. The odds of Nick/anyone watching from the comfort of their couch […]
The dude himself, ugh
Look, there’s a pretty standard cycle with the Bachelor/ette franchise. Narrow the field to two contestants, get fake engaged to one, give the loser another chance at love 6-8 months later on the next season. […]