After weeks of speculation, the heavens have parted and the angels sang and Good Morning America revealed unto us the next Bachelor. That’s right, it’s HIM! Why it’s *checks internet* Arie Luyendyk Jr. from *checks […]
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Episode 12: True Love Waits Too Damn Long
I know. I KNOW. The world is topsy turvy and it feels like election night all over again. How did we get here? What is happening? WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS? Before we dig into this three […]
Episode 9: The Real Deal
We’re down to the final three guys, and that can only mean one thing. FANTASY. SUITES. Except Rachel decides to change things up on the guys by dropping in on their hotel room and informing […]
Episode 8: Home is Where the Crazy is
Rachel meets her remaining husbands’ families this week, and what starts out as an overwhelmingly positive episode slowly devolves into some really uncomfortable TV viewing! ERIC’S HOMETOWN: BALTIMORE Up to this point, I’d felt pretty […]
Episode 7: The Other Lake Geneva
Chris Harrison granted us a reprieve after four hours of The Bachelorette two weeks ago, and tonight’s episode returns us to the formulaic programming we’re used to. OR DOES IT?? This week, Rachel takes three […]
Episodes 5 & 6: 240 MINUTES OF THIS
So there was FOUR HOURS of The Bachelorette to sit through this week. 240 MINUTES. Just typing that makes me question my life priorities! JACK STONE CAN’T TAKE A HINT Despite the fact that every promo teases […]
Episode 4: This Kind Of Sucks
Welcome back to another episode of The Bachelorette. This was a rough one, largely because it featured one truly awful scumbag getting way more screen time that was necessary. Hey Dean, fill us in on […]