Another week, another four hours of problematic BIP to parse through. Although in fairness, I only watched three of them – I’ve had enough of Chris Harrison pretending that any of these conversations he’s mediating […]
Tag: Raven
Episode 12: The Final, Desperate Rose
Hi everyone. This post is going to be long (because this finale WAS THREE HOURS) and it’s also pretty late (because I still have a day job and not actually a Ph.D.) Make a snack, […]
Episode 10: Fantasy Yurts
If you’ll recall, last week’s episode ended with Raven telling Nick that she was in love with him and had never climaxed during sex. After nervously adjusting his turtleneck, Nick decided to roll with it […]
Episode 9: WTF
Confession time, everybody. This might come as a shock, especially considering I have a fake Ph.D in this subject, but I have not actually been watching The Bachelor for that many years. My trash TV […]
Episode 8: Hometown Horrors
In the aftermath of Kristina being sent home, the women are in turmoil. Corinne has completely unraveled, her extensions shriveled from the saltwater and her mind poisoned by Nick’s treachery. Will there be a rose […]
Episode 6: Misery in Paradise
Remember last week’s wild two-on-one? When Corinne and Taylor “took their fight to the swamp”? Sadly, that storyline is still happening. Taylor marches into the abandoned church where Nick and Corinne are drinking wine and staring […]