Hi everyone. This post is going to be long (because this finale WAS THREE HOURS) and it’s also pretty late (because I still have a day job and not actually a Ph.D.) Make a snack, […]
Tag: Vanessa
Episode 10: Fantasy Yurts
If you’ll recall, last week’s episode ended with Raven telling Nick that she was in love with him and had never climaxed during sex. After nervously adjusting his turtleneck, Nick decided to roll with it […]
Episode 8: Hometown Horrors
In the aftermath of Kristina being sent home, the women are in turmoil. Corinne has completely unraveled, her extensions shriveled from the saltwater and her mind poisoned by Nick’s treachery. Will there be a rose […]
Episode 7: The Longest Episode Ever
Full disclosure: I was baking banana bread and missed the first ten minutes of this episode. From what I could gather: Nick cries on a patio Nick cries on a beach Chris Harrison talks some […]
Episode 4: Fast Times in Milwaukee
We pick up where our last episode left off – Vanessa just watched Nick and Corinne dry hump in a bouncy castle, and she is NOT. HAVING. IT. Nick gets where Vanessa is coming from […]
Episode 1: Love is Dolphinately in the Air
We start with the usual montage, which is fine if you missed because you were making a snack (you’ll need it, this premiere is TWO. HOURS. LONG). Nick works out shirtless! The women gaze introspectively at […]
30 brides for one average dude
Clip in your extensions and glue those fake eyelashes on tight, because Nick has an unprecedented 30 LADIES to romance on the first night. The odds of Nick/anyone watching from the comfort of their couch […]